The End of the World Part 2

Author: Sharpsponge

Date: October 3, 2010

by Sharpsponge
10-03-10
Breaking news:
Do I look concerned enough. This is my serious look. I'm having trouble holding in this fart.
What was it, Dan, that caused the earth to rip open and demons to fly forth from inside like devil yolk from a hell egg?
I'm going to get so high when I get home. I just got that bag of good stuff. I'm going to play Sonic the Hedgehog alllll night.
Well, Sarah, you have a vivid imagination. Sources say this whole situation might be a mass hallucination from illegal immigrants infecting our water supply with PCP.
I can't wait to meet Marilyn Manson!
Dan, did you just see that narwhal come out of my belly and then I was inside a burrito recovering from the flu? Oh my god, you're not Dan!!!