Pirate Pete's Whirlwind Comedy Tour

Author: Sharpsponge

Date: October 3, 2010

by Sharpsponge
10-03-10
I know I didn't mention my hook in the ad, but it's just the kind of thing that's better to talk about in person.
And what's your excuse for not mentioning the beer gut?
I just have a couple of beers a night. The problem is my low metabolism.
Oh, there's another turn on. I'm out of here.
Later, at the club.
So let me tell you about my girlfriend. Oh, she'll be the death of me. She's always getting on me about exercise and how I drink too much ...