Fishy the Directionally Challenged Spirit Guide #2

Author: Sharpsponge

Date: November 4, 2011

by Sharpsponge
11-04-11
Hey, how did you just disappear like that?
Jesus on a cracker, I'm right here. Can't you hear me breathing? I have hard-core emphysema, for fucksakes.
Oh ...
I mean I breathe so embarrassingly loud, I sound like a hyperactive referee using an asphalt-battered small intestine for a whistle!
Again? wtf?
I kind of wish I'd never taken that yoga class now.