Sorry Boys Are Stupid

Author: SilenceGoldEm

Date: January 25, 2001

by SilenceGoldEm
1-25-01
Okay, pay attention, boys. Girl asks you what you are doing this weekend.
beer. .... Maura is so hot. .... beer.
Hey Pete! How's it goin'?? I haven't seen you around campus lately. What are you doing this weekend??
You say that you aren't sure and why... or you're an idiot.
Nada. Chillin'.
... beer.
Or play to the self-esteem downward spiral and suffer inevitable Fate:
beer.
(Sigh) ... I hate weekends.