God Rules 1.

Author: SilenceGoldEm

Date: January 26, 2001

by SilenceGoldEm
1-26-01
God? Are you there? It's me.
Of course I am. I've always been here. I always will.
I know I haven't been around lately, and haven't been doing all that I should. But I just wanted to get back in touch with you. See what's up. How's the kid? Job treating you well?
HAHA.
And I was also wondering if you could send me a brand new convertible with a handsome, intelligent driver... and a cute puppy in the back seat. And I bought a couple of lottery tickets, think you---
ABSOLUTELY NOT.