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| I want to put an announcement in the local paper when you get married. | |
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| But I want everyone to know that you're married! | |
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| You just want to parade my marital status in front of that backwards redneck town so you won't feel like you raised a failure. | |
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| I'm proud of my daughter's accomplishment of finally landing a man...even if there's nothing else to celebrate. | |
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| I'LL GRADUATE COLLEGE WHEN I'M GOOD AND READY!! | |
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