Don't fear the reaper

Author: Skrolk

Date: September 17, 2001

by Skrolk
9-17-01
The Grim Reaper was happily playing on the beach one day, when suddenly!
Greetings human!! I am an alien from the planet 'muwataxi-delta-omitron 7'
Who dares disturb the green reaper?
You will be taken back to my home planet and probed! Come quietly, carbon based life form!
Ooh! I love it when you're all forceful!
and suprisingly....
Ah cuntflaps. Not you again, Lykan!
Probe me! Probe me! Tee-hee-hee!