All comics by Skrolk

 

L33t! by Skrolk 9-16-01
Haha! I am l33t haxx0r, liek Jeff K	I have haxx0red Stray's brain. It looks like this!	Now you die, biznatch!

 

Boggle by Skrolk 9-16-01
Like, Jess is doing 'stuff' with Chec again. Ponder	Maybe I should give her a call. Or perhaps I'm being paranoid.

 

Le Ponder by Skrolk 9-16-01
Like, Jess is doing 'stuff' with Chec again. Ponder	Maybe I should give her a call. Or perhaps I'm being paranoid.	Or like, erm, not Oh Chec, you really give me the 'orn! Snak snak!

 

Park foo by Skrolk 9-16-01
I'm-a-gonna get yah, yer pesky #uk varmit! Eep. A northernfur. Maybe if I ignore it, it'll go away	Can you squeal like a pig? Shit	Wai! Phew, it was just Ia'kat in disguise

 

Discuss by Skrolk 9-16-01
Like, which came first, the chicken or the egg Depends on your viewpoint	...... .......	Eggs can't actually 'cum' Right!

 

Baffle by Skrolk 9-16-01
I'm one half of Stray's personality I'm the other. Snak!	I knew I shouldn't have murdered that shazza outside my flat Still, it was good for a crack.	I'm going to drive a nail through my head, for the gaff That's what you get for having Kurt Cobain as your cellmate, I suppose

 

A typical evening by Skrolk 9-16-01
Allo! I'm Hawx, the cheeky cockney moppet, and here I am in Devon! ...and I'm Ruadh's head, here to make deregatory and/or insulting comments about Hawx!	A conflict ensues.... Cor, hear the one about Kurt and his flatulence? You suck..and you smell of wee.	Welcome to #uk, mo-fo!

 

Poit by Skrolk 9-16-01
Hiya Kurt...erm can I have a word? Sure, what's up Ia'kat?	Erm, I'm a teensy bit worried about Stray Nah! What you on about? Stray's just fine	meanwhile... Fuck Woop! Wargh! Knife! Maim! I am the egg man! Paws up Cabbit. Hee-hee. I dance!

 

Park life by Skrolk 9-17-01
Aww fuck man, there goes my holiday Ey up! You're Kurt Cobain aren't you?	So what if I am? Mook! My name's Hawx mate. How's about an autograph on my butt?	You give blondes a bad name. Eat thermo-inductive heat ray vision! Darkie.

 

Fneh by Skrolk 9-17-01
Sheffield, 2001 Oops, some random Kev after a fag Gis a fag, or I'll mosh you, rabbit man!	I'm going to have to use extreme violence once again What do you think of my kappa trousers?	It was actually Scruff in disguise! How unexpected! Fear is the path to the dark side, young Cabbit. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to ~suffering!~

 

Erp by Skrolk 9-17-01
One day, the elder god cthulhu was strolling through hell Ah shit man, I don't like clowns, they're dead skeery Want a balloon?	Erm, lovely weather we're having They all float down here. Hee hee hee hee	Fortunately... Phew it was just Scruff in disguise Was it fuck! Hee-hee-hee. You can call me 'Pennywise'

 

Recruiting by Skrolk 9-17-01
UK recruiting office Hello! My name is Generic Fox! My fetishes include castration, jelly sex, teddy fucking and snuff. Can I join #uk Ia'kat? Erm...err....not right now. Have you tried one of the other offices?	#Maleyiff recruiting office Hello! My name is Generic Fox! My fetishes include castration, jelly sex, teddy fucking and snuff. Can I join #Maleyiff, Lykan? Erm, errrr, we're full up I'm afraid. Tried the other office?	#Northukfurs recruiting office Hello! My name is Generic Fox! My fetishes include castration, jelly sex, teddy fucking and snuff. Can I join #Maleyiff, Greenfox? Oh yes. Come to daddy.

 

Clowning by Skrolk 9-17-01
Young suzy came across a sinister clown.... Want a balloon? They all float down here! Ooh! A balloon!	Hee hee hee hee * SNAK SNAK * Eeeeeeeeeeeek!	What happen? Actually, it was me Ruadh all along! Then who am I? Muwahahahahahaha!

 

Hardcore by Skrolk 9-17-01
Fighting Nympho Lesbian Jelly Hyper Bishi Bashi Fighter Champion Edition X! WaaaaiCHONGMOCHAKA! Sonic Hyper Flaming Fist X	Coming soon to X-Box! Rising Phoenix Flame foot! Charging Dragon Warrior Stance!	Featuring high ~and~ low attacks! Saipan Mega Clown appearence! Inner chi dog-on ball disguise charging blast!

 

The Adventure's of Scruff Pt 1 by Skrolk 9-17-01
One day, following a brisk stroll through Gurnsey A large fly! I wonder what the significance of this large fly is. What cosmic forces have aligned to bring this fly into my presence? I have never seen an insect of this magnitute previously! ......	I am fascinated by you, Mr Fly. You are proportionally the largest fly I have ever seen. The texture of your wings and your general insect appearence appeals to me greatly. I find you duely intriguing ......	Well I appreciate the mental stimulation you have provided and the depth and insightful content of your speech. I must be on my way now. Toodle pip. ......

 

Stray V Elephant - PT 1 by Skrolk 9-17-01
A conflict ensues! I think you'll find matey, that I have the bigger cock Stray Whatever, Dumbo	......... Don't you think it's all a bit shallow though? Dwelling on a person's penis? Don't you care about people's personalities? Don't you care about them? Are you ~that~ shallow? It's only a nob!	So, how bigs your nob? 38 metres.

 

Don't fear the reaper by Skrolk 9-17-01
The Grim Reaper was happily playing on the beach one day, when suddenly! Greetings human!! I am an alien from the planet 'muwataxi-delta-omitron 7' Who dares disturb the green reaper?	You will be taken back to my home planet and probed! Come quietly, carbon based life form! Ooh! I love it when you're all forceful!	and suprisingly.... Ah cuntflaps. Not you again, Lykan! Probe me! Probe me! Tee-hee-hee!

 

The Adventures of Cabbit Part 1 by Skrolk 9-18-01
One day, our young lupine hero was enjoying a walk in the park Hello there young rabbit! Woah it's Arag. What the fuck is he doing here?	When suddenly! Hah hah! You Northern coont. You're fuxx0red now, because I'm actually the elder god Cthuluhu, and I'm here to cause you mass insanity and/or pinch your fucking wallet! I suppose I'd best shit myself really	Fortunately...... I am....Kaiser.....Soze ....... Spontaneous human combustion! That's a stroke of luck!

 

The Adventures of Cabbit Part 2 by Skrolk 9-18-01
Enjoying a gentle stroll through Dagenham, our lupine hero encounters a scary man Hee hee hee hee. HEE HEE! DIE! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE Arrrgh! A fucking Clown!	..and then.... Come to the big top, have some candy floss... DIE SLOWLY AS I SUCK THE BLOOD FROM YOUR FACE! I fucking hate clowns! Oh fuck! Ohfuckohfuckohfuck	Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.... It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again! MOMMY! Lykan!

 

Bruce meets Camrath - PT 1 by Skrolk 9-20-01
One day Camrath was enjoying a gentle stroll down Oxford Street, when suddenly....... Hi Bruce! How's life? Not too bad. £350,000 a year, and share options in 78% of the worlds oil supply, you know how it is.	Hrmmph! That's nothing. I hold stock options in 57% of the worlds diamond mines, and America's entire gold reserve! If I liquidated all my assets, I'd have a minimum of $350,000,000 capital, and I'm Emperor of the know universe	Unfortunately, I'm actually Lykan in disguise. Nice beard! Tee-hee. ...and I'm nailed to a cross. Shitbiscuits.

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