The Adventures of Cabbit Part 1

Author: Skrolk

Date: September 18, 2001

by Skrolk
9-18-01
One day, our young lupine hero was enjoying a walk in the park
Hello there young rabbit!
Woah it's Arag. What the fuck is he doing here?
When suddenly!
Hah hah! You Northern coont. You're fuxx0red now, because I'm actually the elder god Cthuluhu, and I'm here to cause you mass insanity and/or pinch your fucking wallet!
I suppose I'd best shit myself really
Fortunately......
I am....Kaiser.....Soze .......
Spontaneous human combustion! That's a stroke of luck!