Bruce meets Camrath - PT 1

Author: Skrolk

Date: September 20, 2001

by Skrolk
9-20-01
One day Camrath was enjoying a gentle stroll down Oxford Street, when suddenly.......
Hi Bruce! How's life?
Not too bad. £350,000 a year, and share options in 78% of the worlds oil supply, you know how it is.
Hrmmph! That's nothing. I hold stock options in 57% of the worlds diamond mines, and America's entire gold reserve!
If I liquidated all my assets, I'd have a minimum of $350,000,000 capital, and I'm Emperor of the know universe
Unfortunately, I'm actually Lykan in disguise. Nice beard! Tee-hee.
...and I'm nailed to a cross. Shitbiscuits.