Shit happens...

Author: SlayerRob

Date: February 26, 2001

by SlayerRob
2-26-01
Maura, theres something I gotta tell you...
What is it, sweetie?
Well, I don't know how to say this...I'm kinda uncomfortable with this sort of thing, and, well you and I have been friends for so long....
Oh, Pete...
You have a ketchup stain on your boobs and it looks kinda like an onion ring...
That's it, I'm buying me a vibrator.....