The Evils of Capitalism

Author: SlayerRob

Date: February 26, 2001

by SlayerRob
2-26-01
So mom, did you get me the medicine I needed to heal my crippling illness?
No I did not. You see, due to capitalism and the idea of "patents", the medicine is way too expensive for me to afford.
Oh...damn...Is there nothing you can do for me?
Well, I talked to the company who has the patent...
...and they said for 5 dollars, you could open your mouth ...and they'd pour some in...