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by Smileypen
10-07-02
According to these instructions, we need a hammer, some nails, and a bunch of lumber to build the door...
Well, I got the hammer and nails...
Before we get started, we should go over some safety procedures
eeeerrrrrrrrkk!!!
TWO HOURS LATER...
Well, what do ya know! I saved $200 on wood!

 

by Smileypen
10-08-02
We find our hero with a letter rom the homeowner's association...
Hey, so what's the word?
Crap...how am I gonna explain this to him?
Uh...it's like this, see...I thought about it, and since I can only have one pet, and my cat makes less of a mess...
No, wait! (eergh) It's not my fault! (uugh) They don't allow bugs!
Messy? How dare he! I don't even poop in the house!

 

by Smileypen
10-08-02
Bug calls the priest to hear his confession...
You wanted to see me, my...uh...child?
Yes, Father. Come on in and close the door.
I got a little upset when Bill said he couldn't keep me as a pet. So I put him in the trash and rolled him into the lake. Now he's dead, and I'm feeling rather guilty about it. Can I be absolved?
Oh, you are SO going to hell for this, you pest!
The next morning...
.........fuck me
You're MINE!!! WAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

by Smileypen
10-08-02

 

by Smileypen
12-23-04
Damn, these hemmorhoids are killing me.
TMI, dude!
Man, the itching and burning...I can't take this shit much longer! It's like someone pulled the pin on a grenade and shoved it down my shorts!
I'm gonna kill this motherfucker if he doesn't shut the fuck up.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAUGH! JIMMY! WHY, GOD, WHY?!?

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