Aw, Heck

Author: Smileypen

Date: October 8, 2002

by Smileypen
10-08-02
Bug calls the priest to hear his confession...
You wanted to see me, my...uh...child?
Yes, Father. Come on in and close the door.
I got a little upset when Bill said he couldn't keep me as a pet. So I put him in the trash and rolled him into the lake. Now he's dead, and I'm feeling rather guilty about it. Can I be absolved?
Oh, you are SO going to hell for this, you pest!
The next morning...
.........fuck me
You're MINE!!! WAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!