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by Sococcm
5-29-04
Episode 1: The Proposition
I wish I had something to put in this cage.
What the ... ?
What A Trip!
I sure wasn't expecting THAT!

 

by Sococcm
5-29-04
Episode 2: Outer Space
You are probably wondering why I am in a spacesuit.
Uhhhh ....
Actually, it's a funny story ...
Wait, where are you going? Don't you want your fries?

 

by Sococcm
5-29-04
Episode 3: The Magic Show
For my next trick I shall make you disappear.
Meanwhile ...
Oh no, not again! Well, at least I remembered to bring my spacesuit.

 

by Sococcm
5-29-04
Episode 4: Bad News
So, that's the story. Wait, where did that other girl go?
Look, man, I just want a burger.
Some people just can't appreciate a good story.
Brett .... You're fired.

 

by Sococcm
5-29-04
Episode 5: Memories
... and then *sniff* she ... she FIRED ME!
Get over it.
... but I have so many memories of that place ...
FLASHBACK SEQUENCE
You're fired.

 

by Sococcm
5-29-04
Episode 6: Back To School
So, there's my situation. I was hoping I could get an education and a SERIOUS career.
Well, I feel bad for you, I really do, but ...
I KNEW it! I'm not GOOD enough for your institution! I'll never amount to ANYTHING!
No, no, it's not that it's just that ...
What ... what is it then?
This is an elementary school.

 

by Sococcm
5-29-04
Episode 7: Trouble Brewing
I need to find a job quick, or I'll be kicked out of my apartment.
Well, no use worrying about it now. Payment's not due for another two weeks.
So, what do you want to do?
I just had a crazy, and most assuredly illegal idea.

 

by Sococcm
5-29-04
Episode 8: Newsflash
Once the Zookeeper realized the species in that particular cage were NOT monkeys, but, in fact, two teens dressed in monkey clothing, he proceeded to call 911 ...
Soon after, more mishaps occured as the boys found a stall where the Zoo kept Rascal's for it's handicapped patrons ...
I have to confess, Charlie, this wasn't one of my brighter ideas!

 

by Sococcm
5-30-04
Episode 1: The New Job
So, you stay here tonight and make sure "they" don't try to get out.
Yeah, when do I get paid?
Paid?! I can't pay you, I'm just some schizophrenic old homeless man!

 

by Sococcm
5-30-04
Episode 2: The Temp Agency
So, any jobs that you think would fit my particular skill level?
I have some good news. I think I've found a job that would fit you perfectly.
Later ...
I was really shooting for a desk job.

 

by Sococcm
5-30-04
Episode 3: The Interview
So I could use a job now. Your restaurant here would be perfect. I'd be a great waiter.
Why in the world are you wearing a spacesuit?
Back At Charlies ...
So, how did the interview go?
I tihnk it went pretty well.

 

by Sococcm
5-30-04
Episode 4: The Situation
You know where Brett is?
I think he said something about going to town and getting job applications.
Got any spare change?

 

by Sococcm
5-30-04
Welcome to my OWN private hell, I allowed the demons to DESCEND upon this plane.
I can do a trick. Watch.
Just MOMENTS Later ...

 

by Sococcm
5-31-04
We shall invade the humans in exactly two hours. Each officer may keep one human as a pet, however, there is one exception.
You never said anything about an exception!
Look, I don't make the rules, I just enforce them with extreme prejudice.
Talk about blind loyalty!
Now, let us begin the invasion.
Uh ... what about that exception?

 

by Sococcm
5-31-04
Ho, ho, ho. What do YOU want Santa to bring you for Christmas?
My daddy says YOU aren't REAL. He says you're just a corporate logo that's used to sell merchandise!
Corporate logo? Merchandise? Those are awfully big words for such a little girl to know!
My daddy TOLD me you'd try to brainwash me into buying more merchandise!
Look, kid, I just took this job to buy some booze. Get the hell out of here.

 

by Sococcm
5-31-04
This .... is .... AWESOME!

 

by Sococcm
5-31-04
Did I miss the invasion?
Gee, Earl, I guess we can find you SOMETHING to kill, but I'm pretty sure all the house-trained humans have already been taken!
Man, I TOLD you guys to wait for me. I thought he said something about an exception to keeping the humans!
Uh, yeah ...
We took a vote on the ship while you were sleeping, and you're out of the game, Earl.

 

by Sococcm
5-31-04
*YAWN* Hey, where is everyone?
Damn.

 

by Sococcm
5-31-04
OK, THIS IS A STICKUP! EMPTY YOUR POCKETS INTO MY POUCH AND NOONE GETS HURT.
Please, I have children!
Look, I am just a poor old farmer with no money to contribute to the Churchhouse!
GIVE IT UP POPS, YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE AN ANGRY KANGAROO.

 

by Sococcm
5-31-04
Christmas Cowboy - Paramount, 1974
IM A COWBOY HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY!
I AM YOUR DEMISE!
Meeting Of The Robots - Paramount, 1965
I am a robot.
I am ALSO a robot. Small world.
Gone With The Fire - Universal, 1902
But Scarlet! We can't stop the Union from conquering our FEEBLE MINDS. How can we marry?
Don't ask me, I am just fire.

 

by Sococcm
5-31-04
Two Children With Pokemon!
Let's play POKEMON!
My Raichu will CONQUER you!
The Pokemon COME OUT!
Red Phone, GO!
TV, GO!
THE JIG IS UP!
Queen takes Pawn, I WIN!

 

by Sococcm
5-31-04
You there! Human Boy! Look, I am really sorry about destroying your planet and enslaving your race, but I really need to find a Vortex Anthidium Teleporter to get back home!
HAHAHA! WEAK TYPICAL ORGANISM! YOU DO NOT REALISE ARE DESTINIES ARE ALREADY INTERTWINED COSMICALLY.
Um ... Ok, I guess I'll ask somebody else then, thanks!

 

by Sococcm
5-31-04
The Underminded One
I am ... looking into myself.
You've told yourself a thousand times. You can't hide from the truth. The fact is, we all dream. This is just a suicidal facade.
Does this look familiar?
If you are truly determined, then take this.
Perhaps I should be more involved in my dreams from now on.
So I've convinced myself.

 

by Sococcm
5-31-04
The Overly Agressive Path
Can I ever truly be satisfied with what I have to work with?
The choice is yours to make.
I am always being forced into these moments. How can I make the decision?
If I am truly in a dream, than I will force this plane to accept me as I am. Isn't it my choice?

 

by Sococcm
5-31-04
Sarcasm On A Stick
This is all that is left for me. I can't escape from this dream. I can't seem to awaken myself.
A journey through life ... Youth to Euthanasia.
Meetings like this can't possibly be coincidence. Tell me you feel the same way.
We are too different. Obviously, you would be less grotesque if you were bonded with my soul.
Perhaps you are wrong. We SHALL meet again. Perhaps under different circumstance.

 

by Sococcm
5-31-04
Mental Awareness And Self-Preservation
Why must you be so callus in your way?
Haven't you realised? We aren't so different. You just aren't aware of the truth yet. You won't escape this place until you reach a new level of mental fortitude.
You aren't my identity. I CHOOSE my destiny. Mabye there is no will inside me that attracts me to darkness.
I don't think you are that naive. But if you are, tell me when you have seen the truth.
He is only trying to fool me. I am not so easily swayed from my path!

 

by Sococcm
5-31-04
Resentment
Oh ... hello. It's been ... quite a while. You haven't changed much.
Oh, yes .... I remember now.
You haven't forgotten the brutality I gave into, have you?
I don't relish this meeting, though. We were not bound by spiritual means. I can't be seen here. Not with you.
Perhaps I WAS right. My will has vanquished the desire ... the bloodlust is gone! He was wrong. I should have known!

 

by Sococcm
5-31-04
Self-Determination
Aha. I knew you would show up. You were wrong, and now I can wake up and escape the drudgery!
This isn't the end. The shadow will always be there. Only self-determination can help you.
The Awakening
Is this life? I am .... new. Real.
Things will be different this time. I must be sure of that.

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