Santa's Nature

Author: Sococcm

Date: May 31, 2004

by Sococcm
5-31-04
Ho, ho, ho. What do YOU want Santa to bring you for Christmas?
My daddy says YOU aren't REAL. He says you're just a corporate logo that's used to sell merchandise!
Corporate logo? Merchandise? Those are awfully big words for such a little girl to know!
My daddy TOLD me you'd try to brainwash me into buying more merchandise!
Look, kid, I just took this job to buy some booze. Get the hell out of here.