All comics by Solax

 

Boxy's Indelible Playmate by Solax 6-30-02
Boxy decides to ditch his imaginary childhood playmate. You know, that invisible friend thing was fun when I was younger ... but ... So ... what are you saying?	Well ... uh ... aren't you just supposed to go away when I reach a certain age? I don't know. I am not an expert on this things. Afterall, I don't really exist! Okay, I'll just go away then ... sniff! Bye!	Wow, that was easy! I was getting worried ... thought I might be ... Ah, I was just kidding, I am still here. Was the term you were looking for, "mentally unstable" perhaps?

 

Rusty Rob's Health Problem by Solax 6-30-02
I feel a little embarassed doc ... ah ... I am having problems with my nuts. Remember, I am a doctor. You need not feel bashful at all. They are just robot parts to me. Do you have good screws?	Yes, all my screws feel pretty good ... but my nuts feel too tight. Does that make any sense? Is it bad, doc? Be honest. Oh, that's normal. Nothing to worry about. All young robots start out with tight nuts and good screws.	Thanks Doc! I was so worred. One more question. Do you think its okay to be AC/DC? I don't think its wrong or abnormal at all. It might even come in handy as you get older and your nuts get loose and your screws get bad. The more interfaces you have, the better!

 

Father Pedoman's Final Plea by Solax 6-30-02
Frustrated, and on the verge of losing his faith, Father Pedoman makes a final plea ... Oh Lord, just once ... please speak to me. I have been praying to you all my life! Yeah, yeah! I HEAR you every time, too. Forgive me this, give me that. If you knock it off for a bit, maybe we could hang out together.	Praise be .... you replied!!! Have I made you cross, my lord? No ... somebody else made this one for me!	Thank you Lord for talking to me. You have a great sense of humor. I didn't expect that. Well, take a look in he mirror, pal. My sense of humor is greater than you think! Oh, and did you get the celibacy one, yet? Hahaha! Gotcha'! I have a whole list ... fasting ... marriage ...

 

l33t \/\/0rLd! by Solax 6-30-02
I had a strange dream ... the whole World, including the media, was using that strange Net language ... even me! 4 hax0r d00dz w3r3 busted 4 ripping war3z today! The budz claim to b3 the l33t-est! WTF? OMG! WTF? :(	It made my head spin and I tried hard to wake up. It was so confusing. When ?nd, D3\/ilPhAt, th3 ring l3ad3r said: "OMG! IMO, WTF? ROTFL! l33t? ;) ;P CU L8r d00d!" ;) Kewl! LOL!	But then, it turned into a real nightmare when ... Pr3zid3nt Bill Gat3s, during a pr3ss conf3renc3, said that th3 amount of pr0n on the Net sux0rs! His s3cr3tary of l33tn3ss ag33d & +3d, ";)" ROTFLMAO! ; -) 1111! All our base r b3long 2 BILL? WTF? OMG!!! :( Sux0rs! IMHO.

 

The Further Adventures of Invisible Manoid by Solax 7-01-02
[sweetSeXfeet] Ooo, yeah baby!!! I am turned on from your hot talk! Get in front of your cam and take of your clothes .... ahhh!

 

The REAL Further Adventures of Invisible Manoid - Part 1 by Solax 7-01-02
The Invisible Manoid finaly pops for a webcam ... [SexNavelGirl] Ooooohh! Yeah baby. Your hot talk turns me on! Get in front of the camera and take your clothes off ... NOW! [HotInvisManoid] Ahhh ... I AM in front of the cam and my clothes ARE off!	Known for his artistic skills, the Invisible Manoid achieved acclaim for this flawless self-portrait!	Although not an avid soclializer, Invisible Manoid always tries to blend in at parties ... This is a STRANGE party! Suddnly my wallet is gone and I hear a voice telling me to leave. What's going on? I don't know ... but I think you are right. All of a sudden, my living bra seems more alive, I feel like I am sitting on a garden hose and a voice tells me to find the bedroom???

 

The Most Hilarious Zen Comic in History by Solax 7-02-02
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The REAL Futher Adventures of the Inivisible Manoid - 2 by Solax 7-02-02
The Invisible Manoid bumps into his ex-wife at the mall ... Now where is that darn glassblowing shop? Hey ... it feels like I just bumped into something, but there is nothing there.. Could it be? Clarissa, is that YOU? Yes, its me. Hello, Seymor! Long time no see. You're not looking good! I was just on my way to the eye doctor.	Oh, thanks. Well, your not a sight for sore eyes. I just want to make it clear that I am doing fine since you just up and dissapeared on me! I think of our marriage as sheer nonsense now. Well, that's good to know. We never could see eye to eye on anything, anyway. You didn't see me the way others don't.	Give me a break! I could always see right through you. I wasn't even suprized when you took your crystal collection and transparencies and left without a word. Well, I can understand your bitterness. I just want you to know that I still wear that see-thru nighty you gave me. I have fond memories of our time together. Well, I have to go. Be seeing you!

 

Spam is Delicious! by Solax 7-02-02
You know, I don't understand why people think SPAM is bad. Its fantastic!!! Best invention in the world. Its just amazing. I was poor, unhappy, and lonely a month ago. What do you mean? That doesn't make any sense. I just ignore all that garbage and delete it. Its pure crap.	Really? That's crazy. Let's see, I have added 12 inches to my penis and I am going for a world record. My breasts are getting big and firm and I didn't even have them to begin with. ????	I paid off all debts with an equity loan on a home I don't own. I make $6-12,000 a week, working at home. I win prizes, get free stuff, and people I don't know want to date me. That for starters! Huh? You mean all that stuff works for you? Ah, I'll see you later, I gotta' go check my email.

 

Reflections of Waste in the Turnstyles of Revolution by Solax 7-02-02
So, basically you are saying that, when you were younger, you thought that people would be empowered if they had a means to express themselves? Right! We were convinced that the common man was merely being repressed and that having acess to media would change the world. The guerilla "power to the people" framework.	Well, gosh, hasn't that become a reality? You should be ecstatic about the Internet, man. People can express themselves easily and without big corporations interfereing, censoring, controlling. Well, that's true. I SHOULD be overjoyed that the ideals and vision of my youth have flowered and everyone can read and express opinions of every kind. I think we were TOTALLY wrong about that.	Wrong? What could be wrong with THAT? I don't get it. What could change your mind about personal empowerment? Ha! I just became enlightened by a profound revelation. I sat at my computer last night and read random comics here for an hour. What the hell were we thinking back then??? LOL!

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