Spam is Delicious!

Author: Solax

Date: July 2, 2002

by Solax
7-02-02
You know, I don't understand why people think SPAM is bad. Its fantastic!!! Best invention in the world. Its just amazing. I was poor, unhappy, and lonely a month ago.
What do you mean? That doesn't make any sense. I just ignore all that garbage and delete it. Its pure crap.
Really? That's crazy. Let's see, I have added 12 inches to my penis and I am going for a world record. My breasts are getting big and firm and I didn't even have them to begin with.
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I paid off all debts with an equity loan on a home I don't own. I make $6-12,000 a week, working at home. I win prizes, get free stuff, and people I don't know want to date me. That for starters!
Huh? You mean all that stuff works for you? Ah, I'll see you later, I gotta' go check my email.