WWE Social Adventures

Author: SourPimp162

Date: April 18, 2003

by SourPimp162
4-18-03
There were, however, some happy moments in WWE Social's history.
magicmalcolm -- We are here today, in the sight of God, to join these two in holy matrimony. Per, do you take Claire to be your lawfully-wedded suicidal, manic-depressive lesbian wife?
TheBlessed -- I do.
magicmmalcolm -- And do you, Claire, take Per to be your lawfully wedded epistemologically relativistic husband?
AnyoneforClaire -- Um...uh...I do?
magicmalcolm -- Excellent. I hereby declare you man and...wait a minute, which one IS the man?