Attack of the Double-Headed Lame Contests

Author: Spankling

Date: November 8, 2002

by Spankling
11-08-02
OPEN UP! Open up or I'll break your door down with this battering cat!
Israpheal Aint home, Kaufman! Go away!
So were is he?! That bastard got people to egg my house and break up my jack-o-lantern!
Uh... He's out looking for funny golf pictures!
Oh... well... GREAT! So long as I don't have to name that stupid fart joke of Spankling's as the winner.
Like anyone else would ever enter a contest that lame...