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by Spankling
5-29-01
Beware little girl! Violence is for men only!
Take this wrinkle brain!
Yikes!
Next...
Beware little girl!

 

by Spankling
5-29-01
Mistress Penguin, so we meet again.
Oh Jeez! Not this bitch!
Prepare to die!
Can't We all just get along?!?
Come back and fight, whore!

 

by Spankling
5-29-01
Hello? Wanna fight? Anyone?
sigh...
Will you be my friend?
Sod off, slut.

 

by Spankling
5-29-01
Holobabe - a hologram looking to upgrade her transmitters has turned to prostitution.
New in town, honey? Wanna party?
Are you nuts? This place is crawling with cops! I'm telling one of them you're pulling tricks over here!
Damn! I was sure that lezbo looked hard up!
You da whore? Come with me. I got $20 and half a bottle of Maddog says you can't take on the entire squad in the back of that paddy wagon.
Score!

 

by Spankling
5-29-01
After taking on the entire police force for $20 Holbabe hits the street again.
Say big man, wanna...
Yoinks lady! Your all blocky and shit! Even your hooters zig zag! What is your trip?!?
Hey, that hurts. Can't a hologram try to better herself? All I'm trying to do is make a few bucks for an upgrade. But if that's too much to ask...
Dig the size of that head! I bet she could...
Hologram? Why didn't you say so? I'll give you 2 pez and some food stamps if you'll turn into a cat while we're doing it...
Score!

 

by Spankling
5-29-01
"Next, gentlemen, is the amazing Holobabe with an act all you animal lovers will enjoy."
%^$SCREEE@$
Testing. Oops.
Sorry. Thanks for coming. Just so you know I'm not being paid. I only get the money you throw onto the stage during the show. So please...
"Shut up and take off your cloths!"
right... okay...
Bend over and let's get humpin' HB. I got a raging python and they're gonna start throwing eggs if they don't see bestiality in 2 seconds!

 

by Spankling
5-29-01
Holobabe's stage show is held over for another week.
That's it HB! Work it for me!
Christ donkey! What are you ramming me with back there! At least use some lube! Even a hologram can only stretch so far!
You don't like my action? Get yourself another ass. I got plenty of bitches wanna do me on stage!
No, wait! I need you!
I hear you need a stand-in! Yoinks! Look at the tunnel that donkey left! I got $10 says I can get my entire head up there!
Sigh... You're on sweatheart.

 

by Spankling
5-29-01
On a break from her show, Holobabe trolls the alley for extra cash.
Hello there, sport.
Hot damn! You're that Hologram doll with the bad connection! just caught your act. Real hot!
What are the odds we could take up where your donkey left off, honey? I'll make it worth your while...
My place is just around the corner.
Unknown to Holobabe, Peter has come down from the mothership to check up on her.
Hmmm... These are her home coordinates. But where could she be?
*Sniff* Something in there smells like burned rubber and tuna.

 

by Spankling
5-29-01
Peter found Holobabe humping all manner of beasts down on earth and has trasported her back to the mothership.
Damn you Peter! I was half-way to having enough money to upgrade my projectors!
You are being emotional. And you smell like a sewer. What have you been doing?
Me? Oh nothing much. Say, you got a keypad I can use? I gotta adjust the parameters of my ass. It's been taking a beating.
... ? ...
After watching our heroin adjust herself, Peter is so shaken he blasts Holobabe back to earth and the life she loves.
Sweet, sweet home!
Flap your arms and peck the floor for me, baby! This chick's so hot her eggs are hard-boiled! I'm gonna shoot my giblets!

 

by Spankling
5-29-01
The girls in HoloBabe's hood are starting to notice the impact of her presence.
Hey Trixie, have you seen John or Bill or Rob? I'm horny for a man.
Nope. I haven't been able to touch those boyz since that Holobitch showed up.
Even my fighting schoolgirl act isn't keeping my man at home anymore!
Something must be done about Holobabe!
Will she rake in the cash she needs before being run out of town?
You get freaky on my head for $5 and I'll show you where Bart Simpson goes to jerk off.
Score and Double Score!

 

by Spankling
5-30-01
Holobabe makes it back to her home in time for a double date.
I hope they bring plenty of cash. I'll just grease up and wait for them down in the love pit.
Bend over and crack a smile sweety! Dr. Fun has arrived!
Score!
Damn woman! The only thing that would make this better is if your teeth were sharper!
Score!

 

by Spankling
5-30-01
Another night, another date for our frugal heroin with the bad holo-emitters.
* knock knock * Oh Holobabe! You Home? Your Cthulhukins is here! * chuckle *
Come on down slippery lips! *giggle*
She's really quite popular.
Just keep moving, Poindexter.
No Holobabe for me tonight. I'll just box the one-eyed champ over there.

 

by Spankling
5-30-01
Our heroin encounters one of the local ladies during an evening stroll.
Can I help you, flightless sex bird?
You are ruining our men Holobitch! I'm here to tell you to leave! Go back to the cyber-brothel you were coded in! Leave our men alone or I’ll… I’ll…
Why don't you just strap one on and ride me around the room for a while? I'll do it for the price of that whip.
!
* GASP * Oh fuck YES! * puff * Gallop you hard fucking bitch! * pant puff * GOD i think i love you...
Damn! This bird is a long rider! I may run out of batteries!

 

by Spankling
5-30-01
Yeah. I know what you want.
Not this time, panties boy.
Suffer!

 

by Spankling
5-31-01
Mistress Penguin returns home from "confronting" Holobabe.
Hey MP, You send Holoslut packing or what?
Penguin?
I want more.

 

by Spankling
5-31-01
C'mon bitch. Take your best shot!
I know what you want and you aint gettin it.
...
Chump
Damn! Blue ball again!

 

by Spankling
5-31-01
Holobabe find herself in the graveyard looking for bones with spare change.
Beware mortal! The end is near!
Ditch the bathrobe, tall dark and gruesome. My end is as near as your change purse.
?
Follow me.
Gonna get funky!
Come on in, bones-honey. Time is money!

 

by Spankling
6-01-01
Holobabe visits the rodeo...
That hologram filly told me she can change shape! That's gotta make her one wild ride!
She told me, for one night's pay she'd be a man for me and break me like a Brahma bull!
I just hope she fulfills my horse breeding fantasies.
I hope this saddle doesn't chafe her rump.
And brings it home.
Score

 

by Spankling
6-01-01
Men are so easy...
Please?
Show them some stuff once and you've got a dog for life.
Look, I think I got $10 here. Can't I get just one more quick look up your skirt?

 

by Spankling
6-01-01
http://cannabisculture.com/backissues/cc11/christ.html
?
"The ancient recipe for this anointing oil, recorded in the Old Testament book of Exodus (30: 22-23) included over nine pounds of flowering cannabis tops."
!
So did a little weed justify nailing me to a cross? It's time we normalized the law!

 

by Spankling
6-01-01
Holobabe meets a confused young man... er... woman... maybe.
...
Can I help you sir... uh... miss?
Well that's just it... I'm not really sure... But I would gladly pay to find out...
Score!
Say no more. We'll get to the bottom of you.. I mean it. Follow me into the "love pit."
Of course. But please, be gentle.

 

by Spankling
6-01-01
Okay, I'll take your money, punk. But make that $100.
Hot damn! You got it! Here it is!
I just love playing with your heads.
So... Show me your stuff! Kick up a leg!
In your dreams.
Ah shite!

 

by Spankling
6-01-01
Holobabe takes a vacation in the country.
Hot, ain't it?
Yep.
Enough courtin', city-gal. What say you get down and let me plow you like forty acres of packed dirt?
Score!

 

by Spankling
6-01-01
Zoe catches up with Holobabe to try and make her stop hogging all the men (and most women).
Let's be fair, Holobabe, how is a mortal woman supposed to compete with your powers and low prices?
For $7 I'll make your wildest dreams come true right here, sweet thing. I can vibrate at the speed of light.
Maybe I should tell her she could make more money waiting tables...
Dum duh dee dum...
Let me get my purse.
Score!

 

by Spankling
6-01-01
Holobabe goes back to work.
Screw you people. I'm outa here. I'd say kiss my ass, but I will not give you the pleasure.
Giver her a hand (job) folks. Aren't these kids today great!
Now I'd like to invite members of the audience up to bang me for small change. Any takers tonight? Who'll be first?
Damn! I hate these spring break crowds.
Like, uhm... can I pay you in game tokens?

 

by Spankling
6-01-01
Holobabe enjoys a walk in the park.
Hello cute little squirrel.
?
Would you like some nuts?
No, I got nuts. You wanna taste 'em?
Score!
Score!

 

by Spankling
6-01-01
Zoe comes home from her trist with Holobabe
bisslicker slufffucking lapp...
You've been with her, haven't you. You've tasted the wild side.
Zoe?
slurfff... humplsipplick...
Better bring your piggy bank, Mistress Penguin.
That's it! I'm going back for seconds!

 

by Spankling
6-01-01
RING!
Hello. Holobabe here. How may I serve you?
This is Jenna Bush.
Nice name. Is that short for Generous?
Huh? I was just wondering if I could borrow your ID.
Sure, but mine doesn't list a birthdate.

 

by Spankling
6-01-01
Ohh! Ohhh my...
*squish* *drip* *splorch*
Ouch! Jesus! I feel sorry for your mother!
* POP *
You done already sport? You've still got another 10 minutes on the clock.
I'm just glad I managed to get my head back out. I'll just give the extra time to the next guy. Here's yer $5, sugar.

 

by Spankling
6-01-01
Holobabe checks her finances.
Let's see. I've got over 20 grand in small bills... over 4 grand in spare change... and expenses are coming due...
And batteries are NOT CHEAP! Damn it!
Enter the wealthy oriental "investor."
Will I ever be able to afford that holo-emitter upgrade?
Please, can you direct me to most hunorable Holobabe?

 

by Spankling
6-01-01
Holobabe enters into negotiations with a wealthy oriental investor.
Hellllo there, spiky? Are you looking for a good time?
In a manner of speaking, yes. I understand that you claim to me a hologram. That you came here from a distant galaxy?
Your not from immigration are you?
I assure you, no, Miss Holobabe. I represent wealthy interests that wish to duplicate your technology. And to get into your panties.

 

by Spankling
6-01-01
Holobabe is being "interviewed" by the wealthy oriental investor down in her private love pit.
*grunt *snort* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang*
oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof
Things seem to be going well.
*bang* *bang* *snerk* *drool* *bang* *bang*
oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof
Of course, negotiations of this nature can take weeks, sometimes months, to complete.
*grunt *snort* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *snerk* *drool* *bang* *bang*
oof oof You oof don't oof mind oof if oof I oof recharge oof my oof batteries oof I oof hope...

 

by Spankling
6-01-01
Negotiations continue...
oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof
*bang* *bang* *snerk* *drool* *bang* *bang*
And continue...
oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof
*bang* *bang* Oh! Eeeehheeehh! *SPLERT*
But all good things must come to an end.
Wow! I've never met a being who could run down my batteries twice! And I've racked up a quick $25!
Actually, I was wondering if you would be so kind as to raise one leg over your head and back up against that wall?

 

by Spankling
6-01-01
Finally they reach the last leg of negotiations.
...
So we are agreed.
* groan *
You will let us study all your technology in exchange for 35 million dollars - the amount you say you need for your upgrade.
Oh, yes. And I will allow you to rest every few hours.
Uohh... * groan * thank you...

 

by Spankling
6-01-01
We'll move the entire lab right here to your... er... "love pit."
That sounds like it will cause a terrible fuss around here. I'll get no privacy.
Did I say 35 million? I meant 40 million.
Would you like me to rip out any walls and rewire the place?

 

by Spankling
6-01-01
I'm going to call the home office. After that I'll want more sex. Better cancel all your other appointments.
Yes sir!
Sorry gang. I'll be booked for the next few weeks.
But I just bought a new strap-on (after breaking the last one off in your bum).
And who will remind me whether I'm a man or a woman?
Bend over. When I'm around, you're a woman.

 

by Spankling
6-02-01
This ends a chapter in your life, dear Holobabe. No more turning trix for chump change. You're being paid millions to help advance science on this planet. Dr. Plank will now begin examining you.
Yes sir! Thank you sir!
... Umh... ... ... shall we be...
LET THE ANAL PROBE COMMENCE!!!
Yeah. I though I recognized that look.

 

by Spankling
6-02-01
Do patent leather shoes really reflect up?
Am I still wearing panties?
I can almost hear them masterbating out there!

 

by Spankling
6-02-01
With the anal probe complete, Dr Plank moves on to the examination.
Drop the holographic panel, please. Good! Now I can see your circuitry. Fascinating!
Yes. My systems are light years ahead of what you have on earth.
No! I mean it is fascinating that they would put such delicate controls right where one good donkey punch could take them out!

 

by Spankling
6-03-01
The examination continues...
My, my... From what I'm looking at over 80% of your neural cortex patterns are dedicated to sexual activity.
So?
You're nothing but the greatest blow-up doll ever invented!
You make a girl feel so special, Doc.

 

by Spankling
6-04-01
Love Is A Burning Thing.
What?
And It Makes A Fiery Ring.
Are you asking me out on a date?
And It Burns, Burns, Burns!!
Yes! I just knew having that manboob-ectomy would pay off!

 

by Spankling
6-04-01
Holobabe has endured days of anal probes and hours of scientific study.
Report.
She was designed for sexual pleasure only. Her coding and structure make her useless for all other purposes.
Meaning?
If we reproduce her and market her...
We'll be rich!

 

by Spankling
6-04-01
Holobabe takes a break from being examined to pleasure her benefactor.
* grunt* *bang* *snort* Tell me Holobabe, where are the beings that created you?
Extinct *oof* sir.
[pause] *pant* Extinct? Why?
They found breeding with me so pleasurable that they lost interest with breed for procreation purposes.
... Damn ... that ruined my woody.
I can get that back for you. How hard do you want it?

 

by Spankling
6-04-01
The revolution will not be televised.
Turn to the news.
What? The WTO crap? That's isn't a revolution.
What is it?
Staged violence aimed at making the protestors look like nutbags.
I only tune in to Telle Tubies.

 

by Spankling
6-04-01
This is my twin sister, Ivy.
Cheers you pud spankers.
Today I'm wearing red silk panties.
And I'm wearing crotchless black lace.
Should we show them?
Not a chance. Let's go get 'em wet.

 

by Spankling
6-04-01
So, Holly.
Yes, Ivy?
Is this the day we raise a leg? Show them our panties?
Let me think...
Oops out of time.
Spank em if you got em, boyz.

 

by Spankling
6-04-01
After a month a prototype is ready.
I think she's ready for a stress test, sir.
Begin.
Is it just my imagination, or are her tits bigger than mine?
Shall we have sex?
I made a few improvements. I hope the libido increase doesn't overload any circuits.
It is worth the risk.

 

by Spankling
6-04-01
Holobabe gets intimate with her prototype to see if it can withstand the stress.
*OOF* *OOF* Damn! She's strong and *OOF* OH GOD! She's good!
My turn next!
Weeks later...
This bitch just will NOT quit! I better turn it up to overdrive!
Let's keep going!
But the prototype can't stand the heat.
SCORE! I still got it!

 

by Spankling
6-05-01
Your sexsual power overloaded our first seven prototypes.
Sorry.
Turn around and bend over.
Score!

 

by Spankling
6-05-01
So, do you wanna go out?
I'm seeing someone.
Seeing someone? You mean like engaged? Seriously sleeping with? Casually dating? Old-friend sleep-overs? What?
I mean Jimmy Hendrix is appearing to me in a vision right now, over your right shoulder.
Yes Jimmy. He does have a nice ass.

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