Name Me a Pet

Author: Spankling

Date: November 11, 2002

by Spankling
11-11-02
Hon, you're sweet to think it up but I would like you to stop using the pet name you gave me.
But Humpy-muffin, what's wrong with it?
Let's just say it lacks subtlety.
How 'bout Fuckpony? I like that image!
I don't think you get my drift. NO PET NAMES!!
Are those too girly? Maybe something more grown up? How 'bout Mistress Lovegrip? Or Beast-Mommy?