Lord of Self-Destruction

Author: Spankling

Date: November 15, 2002

by Spankling
11-15-02
DIE DIABLO! MY AMAZON WILL KICK YOUR ASS! SHE'S GONNA RIP YER LIVER OUT THROUGH YER NOSE!
Hello? I was passing by and couldn't help overhear...
Yow! An old, naked faggot! What are you doing here? My mom's going to KILL you when she gets home!
Now I'm going to HAVE to stay! But while we're waiting for her can you make that computer babe jump around some more? She's hot.
Sure dude. I was stuck at level 50 for days. But then I gave up school and friends. Now I'm doing great!
Sure you are... Say, how tough is she when you strip all that armor off of her?