All I want for xmas

Author: Spankling

Date: December 16, 2002

by Spankling
12-16-02
Please?
NO!
But I've been good all year!
LIKE HELL!
OK. If you can't put an end to arch-conservative evil, how 'bout a new leash for me and thigh-length boots for the Mrs.?
*sigh* Only if you promise to stop writing those prattling letters to me!