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Author: Spankling

Date: February 12, 2003

by Spankling
2-12-03
Excuse me, but this burger you just sold me tastes like ass.
Do you mean in a good way?
What? NO! *sputter* There IS no good way!
Calm down lady. I'll make it up to you.
That's better.
Just step in the back and I'll give you some of my super special sauce.