Don't Ask Questions if you Don't Want to Know

Author: Spankling

Date: May 4, 2003

by Spankling
5-04-03
I hear you've been to the future and have seen what becomes of me...
YEP! I been there and I've seen your fate!
And?
You contract VD from monkey sex in the congo and are the beginning of an epidemic that makes aids look like acne, fun-boy.
Wow! Was the monkey hot?
You couldn't give yourself better head if you had your spine removed.