Thanks to Friedrich von Schiller and Scott Adams

Author: Spankling

Date: May 9, 2003

by Spankling
5-09-03
When I grow up I wanna be a movie star. Or maybe a prostitute.
Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.
Are... are you saying I could be a movie star?
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
I just had the most wonderful dream!
Shut up. We got customers.