Just Before the first Shot of the Civil War

Author: Spankling

Date: May 28, 2003

by Spankling
5-28-03
Yo mama so stupid, her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.
Yo mama so poor, the only time she smelled hot food was when a rich man farted!
Yo mama so ugly, when she masturbates she gets arrested for cruelty to animals.
Yo mama so ugly, yo father's breath smells like shit 'cause he'd rather kiss her ass.
Yeah... well yo mama... yo...
Yo mama so nasty she did the splits and stuck to the floor.