Not the Easiest Relocation

Author: Spankling

Date: May 28, 2003

by Spankling
5-28-03
So Moses. You gonna split the red sea again or what?
How the hell did God expect me to get across that fast?
I mean, you seem to be wondering like you're lost.
He said "Wave the stick! Trust me!" And now I'm all wet, listening to this whiny bitch!
An' it wont take long to find the promised land, right? Cuz I hate being in the sun.
Maybe I should study Taoism.