Reach out and touch yourself

Author: Spankling

Date: June 1, 2003

by Spankling
6-01-03
RING... RING... Sterile, soulless, yet sexy recorded-sounding female voice from phone says...
There is no answer. You may continue to wait like a... fat loser… or for an additional... $50... you may... bend over double and... suck yourself off.
Because you are... my bitch.
God I love these new customer-specific recordings!
Down in the phone company basement.
I'm not a... recording.