Don't knock it until you've tried it

Author: Spankling

Date: August 6, 2003

by Spankling
8-06-03
You look good in this light, miss.
You want a little head?
He's finally off the deep end.
He's been putting the moves on that fire hydrant with a knit cap for 20 minutes now.
To be fair, he could never get into a real woman's boxers with less work.
The next dog that comes by and smells that thing after he's done is gonna be real confused.