I Arrive at the Resort

Author: Spankling

Date: October 7, 2003

by Spankling
10-07-03
Here we are, your new living space at Guantanamo Bay.
You wouldn't happen to have a big sister and a few yards of velvet rope by any chance?
You give me the creeps. Your interrogator will be here soon.
Room Service? YES!
It is time for the questioning, traitor!
Uh... Did I mismark the box for sexual orientation again?