Gone Cubs 5

Author: Spankling

Date: October 16, 2003

by Spankling
10-16-03
Damn! The world hates me. My dog kicks my ass. And now my girl is gone!
The blonde chick left? Crap! I've been humpin' her while you were at work!
Can you tell me one good thing about my life right now? Please.
You're rich for one thing.
Rich?!? I'm afraid to leave my apartment! I can't even get to work! How could I be...
Sell the ball on eBay, fuckhead.