Let's Try Humor

Author: Spankling

Date: June 7, 2001

by Spankling
6-07-01
Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
Because they can't even keep two calves together!
What do blondes and cow pies have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Why did god give blondes 2% more brains than horses?
Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.