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| Why aren't blondes good cattle herders? | |
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| Because they can't even keep two calves together! | |
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| What do blondes and cow pies have in common? | |
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| The older they get, the easier they are to pick up. | |
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| Why did god give blondes 2% more brains than horses? | |
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| Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades. | |
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