I thought blood made the grass grow

Author: Spankling

Date: February 15, 2004

by Spankling
2-15-04
Hi Miss Bradley! I made you this valentine out of my own skin and blood like you asked.
Hmmm... kinda small, spanky. I was hoping for a bigger patch of skin. And it looks like you painted over the lines with the blood.
I had extra. Please... will you be my...
Frankly, NO! You are not worthy. Crawl away and try again in a few years.
25 years later
So much skin and blood! My valentine is draped across your lawn. Now will you be my...
Your tribute to me is killing my grass. Lay down so I can kick you in the mouth before sending you off!