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Author: Spankling

Date: March 14, 2004

by Spankling
3-14-04
MS McFucknipples! You're my only hope! My mother has been killed!
Now calm down. Just unzip your pants and we'll get to the bottom of this.
Are you a private eye or a hooker?
Depends. I'll find your mother's killer for $200 a day plus expenses. If you can't afford that we'll get on with the blowjob.