FTC #34 Oh Holy Night

Author: Spankling

Date: May 7, 2004

by Spankling
5-07-04
Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me?
Yes, we did.
What was your first date with him like?
It was...well, let's just say it was interesting...
*Start Flashback*
So if we do that I'll still be a virgin, right? And you're sure you can pull out in time?
No problem. Father Murphy has done it to me a thousand times!