True story - sort of

Author: Spankling

Date: June 20, 2001

by Spankling
6-20-01
Hello little girl. What's your name?
That dog is wearing underpants!
He he. Actually I'm a performer. This is my costume. I'm also standing on a ball. Do you think you could...
That dog is wearing underpants!
SHUT UP!
That dog is wearing underpants!