Screaming Chicken Surprise

Author: Spankling

Date: June 28, 2001

by Spankling
6-28-01
buck buck buck
Yoinks! that's what I call fresh! Well I might as well get started. Now where did I put my copy of CRABBY'S CHICKEN RECIPIES?
buck?
It says here, "CHOP ITS HEAD OFF. THEN PULL ALL THE FEATHERS OUT BEFORE GUTTING AND STUFFING IT."
Stuff yersef, Oblio. I'm outa here.
What a relief. I didn't want to read any more of that book anyway.