SS Wirthling IV

Author: Spankling

Date: December 28, 2004

by Spankling
12-28-04
So you put out for the first mate, eh?
I sense sexual tension… and if you let me finish cleaning my… um… tools, I’ll sense your brains into jelly like I did Spanky’s.
That was… was…
$300 an hour is what it was, Captain. My brand of counseling don’t come cheap.
Captain to the bridge.
Oops! Gotta go!
Get back here! I know all about you and your pre-arranged “calls to duty!”