Why I have such a hard time at restaurants

Author: Spankling

Date: February 16, 2005

by Spankling
2-16-05
Good evening sir! May I take your order?
The question, dear lady, is may I take your order?
My order... sir?
Sweet mistress! I beg only to serve you.
In that case, order the expensive red wine and a T-bone, leave a 50% tip and get the fuck out without touching anything.
OOOOO! I love how your nostils flare when you are being cruel and unusual!