Why me?

Author: Spankling

Date: March 14, 2005

by Spankling
3-14-05
Thanks for having dinner with me Tit-Fuck Fairy.
Just keep the caviar coming.
[sigh] Yes miss. Tit-Fuck, why is it I can't get my hands on a G-Mail account?
You and me are old-tech, Spanker. you know... whips, wands, clamps, pixie dust...
* ring * .... *ring *
But how do I move on? Cattle prods? Tazers?
Oops! That's my bluetooth. Put a sock in it, will you love?