Ode to Preserved Meat

Author: Spankling

Date: July 23, 2001

by Spankling
7-23-01
*Bongo beats and snapping fingers*
Hindu goddess making butter; groinal bosom, bulging udder; Farmer Brown is indiscreet and plans to make you sticks of meat.
---- What the hell did you just say?
Is this just another way; for men to dominate today? To make phallic jerky beef; salty morsel, gnashing teeth?
You suck!
So chew your cud, burp it up; digest again on what you've supped; your spreading rump will be beef jerky. Now pardon me while I pluck this turkey.
---- You'll have to catch me first, veggie-boy!