The Captain Tries to Show Off

Author: Spankling

Date: July 24, 2001

by Spankling
7-24-01
*polite applause*
And for my next magic trick, I will force my unit to explode from my pants!
*POP*
Unnnggh! Errrrrrrgh! HUARRRRRRGH *pant pant*
Ha ha ha ha ha *wild applause*
Uhhh... Is there a doctor in the house? I think I ruptured something. Please help me.