I'm an Easy Mark

Author: Spankling

Date: May 24, 2005

by Spankling
5-24-05
Hi, I'm going door-to-door raising money for...
Sweet Jesus! I'll buy whatever you got!
Gift wrap? you really want 1,000 rolls of gift wrap?
Why don't you come in and help me pick 'em out?
I am sooo winning the sales total this year!
And would you mind modeling some of it for me?