Diablo II... er... make that I breast

Author: Spankling

Date: July 30, 2001

by Spankling
7-30-01
FEAR MY WRATH! I, the Amazon Maura, will fight my way to the evil Diablo and CRUSH him once and for all!
Hey that's great, really. But aren't you supposed to slice off one of those hooters first? I mean you ARE an Amazon, right? Don't want a mellon throwin' off your spear chuckin' arm...
I've got a +15 sword of sharpness right here if you're up for it, tough girl.
Is it too late to switch? Can I be a necromancer or something?
And play with your food?