The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly Comic

Author: Spankling

Date: August 3, 2001

by Spankling
8-03-01
I'm getting rich turning you in for the reward money then setting you free by shooting the rope in two. Too bad we're dying of thirst.
Let's rest by that wagon, Blondie! Maybe they have water - or knowledge of a treasure.
Aren't you going to torture me like you did Tuco? ________________ Probably not.
Would you talk if I did? ________________ I didn't think so. Here's a nice meal. Where's the money?
Wow! You shot Angel Eyes! Hey! There's no bullets in my gun!
Stand on that tomb stone with a rope around your neck while I ride off. I'll take a shot at the rope from horseback from a crazy distance away.