TOBOR's commercial: take 2

Author: Spankling

Date: August 6, 2001

by Spankling
8-06-01
Misogyny brand douche presents, A Family Affair
My honey, the trees no longer wilt as you approach. Have you been using my Misogyny brand douche?
Yes mom! It taste great and men can't get enough of me! By the way, does dad actually know about the clitoris?
I'm afraid not honey, but let me give you another bit of advice. Ted, our mail man, has a tongue like an anaconda and knows how to use it.
Don't I know it! Well, I gotta go. I'm meeting someone special.
Thanks again mom!
RAAAARRR! TOBOR WILL SPLIT YOU IN TWO!