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| Joining us today is Maura, a woman who has discovered the one fool-proof way to keep your man. Maura, what is your secret girlfriend? | |
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| Restraints Opra. Leather, chains, iron... whatever it takes. | |
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| Absolutely. I not only have my own husband locked to the floor of my bedroom, but I have several other men I fancy secured all over my home! | |
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| They used to, but regular beatings made them realize I only wanted to hear them sing my praise. Now when I get home I am worshipped, not ignored. | |
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