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| But Dick, I'm already takin' flack fer not signin k-o-toe. How kin I tell 'merica I wanna drill Alaska? | |
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| First of all, fuck America. America didn't get you elected, oil money got you elected. Second, these people are morons. Just read the script. | |
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| I figured out how to drill in Alaska and not upset the natural beauty. We're shippin the beauty to all you taxpayers. It's your beauty._You_deserve_it! | |
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| It's a box of pollar bear meat. What did you get. | |
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| 7 acres of frozen tundra. Do we have extra freezer space? | |
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